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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Funny Friend Chain Letter - Chain Letters to send to friends

Chain Letters to send to friends

1. When you are sad, I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will help you dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point at your clumsy ass. And then think about helping your dumbass up.

This is my oath. I will pledge to it 'til the end. Why, you may ask; because you are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move, but a really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

Chain Letters to send to friends

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